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lolsofunny:

noteoftruth:

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mayeko:

Socially awkward penguin in action.

It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

I can’t stop laughing!!!!

(lol here!)

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psych-facts:

More here

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michaxl:

did you say walk

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

squidwurd:

im on the highway to hell

sassy-gay-merida:

mocha-cookie-kill-yourself:

grungecest:

can we talk about my new shirt

can we TALK about it please

can we BUY it

ninjagiry:

ceruleancynic:

pocket-chibz:

jcatgrl:

eclipsis-lunae:

Titanium Rainbow Flame Aura Quartz Crystal Cluster

That sounds like a magical girl attack name.

It’s the Mary Sue of rocks.

oh my fuck. 

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